UNBELIEVABLE

Why did the elephant not die when jumped from the BUILDING?????????????????

how was it ?

teacher : if u have 1 dollar n ur u ask ur father 4 1 dollar how much will u have
std: 1 dollar
teacher: u dont know maths
std: u dont know my father!!!!!!!!!

JOKE

u know whats red and goes up and down?
a tomato in elevator